- An index of all of Barack Obama’s celebrity fundraisers. He got “The Most Interesting Man in The World” to host one of his events. What a fucking G.

- A new take on the modern day horror movie. Spoiler Alert: it is more interesting then any horror movie that has come out in the last 5 years and it is only 1 minute.

- Man gets $7.2 million for eating too much popcorn. Not making this up, he was diagnosed with “popcorn lung”.

- Trance king Paul van Dyk loves Starbucks!

- A Steampunk house on wheels. The 1st person to blow it up will get a signed $50 dollar giftcard to Amazon from yours truly. Pics or it did not happen.

- Care for some arsenic in your rice?

- Muhammad Ali wanted to go to Mars. Can I get a “Mars Attack 2″?

- We all know Mitt Romney secretly wished he was running for president in the 50′s. Just think, no Youtube, and he could get the female vote by just telling them they are good thinkers.

- Fiona Apple arrested for Hash.

- Oh, you wanted a sequel to “The Shining”? You’re in luck, coming to bookstores near you “The Shining 2″.

- Today in architecture, 10 beautiful lighthouses!

- Apple’s new map system sucks.

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