Light-up guitars. Previously, only super cool rockstars and perhaps people on high volumes of acid could obtain such a futuristic instrument. But now thanks to Fretlight™ the normal populace can obtain one. What is this sacrilege? Well, it’s a guitar that lights up the fretboard to show you how to play.

Possibly – nobody over the age of 12 should be seen in public with one.
Possibly – this would be amazing when you are high.
Possibly – you can buy a Bob Seger pack so you can learn Bob Seger songs on a light-up guitar. Yes. Really. This alone is why I chose to even fucking write about it because I really like the idea of a normal guy sitting in his room trying to figure out “Night Moves” on a little light up guitar. That image is magnificent and is reason alone to buy the fucking thing. Look. Here. I’ve drawn a picture for you:

How can you not want one after that? You should go and buy it immediately here.