CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY? We God-fearin’ freedom-fightin’ kitty-pettin’ corporate-rock-lovin’ Republicans (the true patriots, mind you) are up in arms over this. Really. Just click on any one of the links in this paragraph. Maybe not this one. But definitely this one. And this one.

So this Barack “Hussien” Obama (what kind of a name is that?) guy who nobody elected and who has never run anything in his life ever and was probably born in Kenya (i.e: not Amercia)… guess what he’s done now?

Go on. Guess.

He desecrated The American Fucking Flag. Look! Look at the image above! Motherfucker made the flag with an O in it!

WHAT NEW LOWS WILL THIS GUY STOOP TO? Lynch the bastard! Kill him in the streets with knives and fire! We don’t need no stinkin’ badges President stinking up the American flag!

Other than Lincoln:

The Tea Party:

The actual GOP logo:

Republican themed panties:

The Grateful dead:

Obnoxious hipster girl booty shorts:

Socks:

Nebraska State football:

Really, really bored when playing Minecraft:

A redneck:

A tornado:

Or a really bad tattoo:

…

Only in those instances can you desecrate an American flag, man. These colors don’t run! Vote Reagan Bush uh, Romney!

h/t: Kohenari