Gregory Zimmerman, a 21 year old Floridian man, was arrested after disabling multiple security cameras while drinking and skinnydipping with his best friend and three unidentified females.
First off, congratulations, Gregory.
The girls had left by the time Gregory and his friend disabled the cameras, though. Greg – being a champ – told the police that he couldn’t remember his friend’s full name – thereby his naked compatriot off the hook (so to speak).
Gregory was then arrested for felony criminal mischief in regards to disabling and breaking three security cameras, despite the fact that the cameras only caught him breaking one of them; it was his friend that broke the other two. So hats off to Gregory Zimmerman, a real cool guy and a good friend. What a cool bro. Bro Of The Year 2012, maybe?