Obama might be a socialist (he isn’t) and Mitt Romney might be a soulless, entitled douchebag (he is) – but the only real candidate this year is none other than Matt Romney.

Matt Romney is technically just a parody account on Facebook… but what a parody account on Facebook. He takes politics and misspells it and turns it on its head. Literally. To be quite honest, I’d love to see him in the debates. With nuggets like this below, it’s easy to see why.

Follow Matt Romney on Facebook here and don’t forget his running partner Rob Paul. They also have beer cozies with “For More Beers” on them so they’re technically perfect politicians.