Rapper 50 Cent – who hasn’t been relevant in, let me check, oh, about eight years now – recently tweeted that he thought masturbation was a sin. Which is funny, because 50 Cent has always struck me as kind of a wanker.
While he apparently shot off the splooge tweets as a joke, he’s come under fire for being an adult human being speaking out against:
MEN:
- dancing the five-knuckle shuffle
- polishing the knob
- manning the pollsWOMEN:
- diddling the Skittle
- abusing the bean
- emptying the canoe
The rapper tweeted his tirade against one-(handed)-true-love on, naturally, his Twitter. So. Here are the tweets:
Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!!lol God is watching you#SMS
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
Step to stop masturbating
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites.
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you.
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines
— 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012
UPDATE: 50 Cent isn’t a terrible person entirely; we’re just having some fun because an adult human being is talking about “not wanking.” This morning a report came out that he was paying for private investigation into the apparent suicide of friend and fellow hip hop mogul Chris Lighty. Which is a bold and cool-guy move for Mr Cent.
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