From our buds at The Daily What:

Hey kid, I know times are tough, but if you’re going to lick the entire length of a subway railing in NYC to win a bet—the kind going down a flight of stairs to the entrance where you know damn well that your peers slide down with their butts every day, that you yourself have probably slid down with your own but within the last week, you’ve gotta demand more than a dollar. You’re worth more than that. Remember, no one else will respect you if you don’t respect yourself first.