In a world where butt chugging, vodka tamponing, and pouring hard liquor through one’s eye are every day events, one has to wonder if this world just might end in 2012. Where along the line did our love for body shots and making bad decisions while blackout drunk become such an epidemic that just drinking alcohol is no longer enough?

Maybe I am getting old at 22, but asked if I were to stop drinking at all or choose one of the proposed methods above, I’d choose the former. Maybe I just don’t understand youth today, but what happened to getting ripped off by your friends’ brother while he goes down and buys a bottle of plastic vodka for you and your friends?

Anyway, this week we already talked about a pizza infused with alcohol, and today we will be discussing another free market use of people’s want to get plastered: spirits poured over extremely attractive women’s breasts. That is right, guys—for the low price of about $150 you can buy a bottle of a spirit of your choice from German company G-Spirits.

The German manufacturer just released its exclusive line of vodka, rum, and whisky with accompanying models—not only do you get to buy the alcohol, but you get to see the accompanying breasts it was poured over. Talk about capitalism. The company will produce 2,500 liters of each type of spirit.

Their Q and A portion of their website has to be the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. For our sake, they let us know that all 2,500 liters are not poured over the girls’ breasts at once. (Thank god.) Furthermore, they say, “We pay high attention to a hygienic filling process, furthermore medical personnel is present to check it.” Ew.

While the idea of imbibing in exciting new things is at the forefront of many people’s minds when choosing what to drink (I never understood this, a gin and tonic does me fine every time), I have to wonder if we are pushing the boundaries just a bit too far. I would love to hear from someone who has bought this product or would like to buy it for me to test.

So if imagining vodka cascading down a hot girl’s chest is your cup of tea, head on over to G-Spirits extremely NSFW website to find out more.

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