-Don’t be that parent who gives out an apple on Halloween.

-Terrible school lunches.

-From Nic Cage to Ron Perlman: the wonderful world of overacting.

-10 mega-mansions that make you want to throw up your value-menu lunch item.

-Metta World Peace reminds us again why he should stick to drinking at halftime and not analysis.

-It is “Mean Girls Day.” Thanks for making the media remind me once again how good an actress Tina Fey is. I get it.

-It is finally here. The presidential debate drinking game. Better reserve your spot at Chili’s while they last

-Can everyone please stop dancing Gangnam Style? It is really stupid.

-Guy Fieri’s personal appearance fee is $100,000. A trip for 2 to Denny’s is just $10.

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