How many girls out there melt at a picture of Channum Tating? How many wish they could be with Ryan Gosling? Well if you are like most Americans you will never meet these people and will constantly wish you could date someone with those good looks and vaunted social stature. While I don’t have a solution for your obsession with fame, what if I could do you one better—a child as hot as the celebrities you cherish.
This is where Fame Daddy comes in. Fame Daddy is a service that, for the low price of £15,000 (about $30,000), offers “premium insemination service” which provides you with sperm from 1 of 40 high achievers. Fame Daddy claims to have 40 high achievers in the bank, so to speak, across a number of fields—including a rock star, a genius, an F1 racing driver and a former footballer. You too could have a hot child that could turn out to be famous.
Are you interested yet? The website claims that is the most ideal way for regular people like you and me to have children with celebrities. The website goes on to say that it will guarantee you a “proven winner” that will go on to give your child a leg up on the competition and a head start in life.
This is utterly disgusting and hilarious to me. The idea of paying a ton of money in an attempt to make your child a better person is nothing new, but this might just be a bit over the top for my taste. Check out their website for more information.
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