Nothing spells a nice first date like the combination of Irish food and public sex. This is my go-to move when meeting new girls. First woo her with the Irish Nachos, then woo her with my huge penis. Unfortunately, this is not legal so discretion is needed.
In Orlando, Florida two people were caught doing just that (without a modicum of discretion) at a local Irish restaurant called Paddy Murphy’s. Jeremie Calo and Tiffani Lynn Barganier were dining at the establishment when the mood suddenly turned to sexy-time. The love-making was all done in front of minors and families who were just trying to have a nice night out.
When the manager at Paddy Murphy’s, Tom Murphy, found out he politely went up to the couple and told them to compose themselves, pay and leave. So everything should have turned out okay… right? Well, no—Calo responded to the manager by saying “No” and kept on going to town. That takes some huge balls right there.
The manager then called the cops who showed up and arrested the man for fighting with the manager. However, in a typical Floridian twist, no one at the restaurant pressed any chargers. So I guess there was a happy ending after all!
Follow Kevin Camps @kpcamps.