I dunno about you, but I like a little action and a little excitement. I like being thrown around a little bit, and I like global conspiracies and Dame Judi Dench to be slightly annoyed with me. I also like Javier Bardem a little. Maybe in a blonde wig.

What? Oh, sorry, I thought we were talking about sexual fantasy. Well, this is the new, full, two-minute international trailer for the new James Bond movie. It’s largely similar to what I just brought up, coincidentally.