A 4Channer used FakeTweetBuilder this week to fabricate a tweet from Entertainment Tonight claiming that Justin Bieber was diagnosed with cancer and that Beliebers everywhere were shaving their heads in support. Here it is:
And here’s what Beliebers everywhere started doing to show their support:
Tweens! You gotta stop falling for this stuff. It’s sweet to shave your head for a cancer patient—any cancer patient—but Bieber rumors get started on a monthly basis. The sooner you become jaded and cynical, the happier you’ll be. It’s one of life’s best-kept secrets.
For now you should either buy a good hat or start practicing makeup styles that look cool with shaved heads. That hair will take at least a year to grow back, and chances are by then you won’t even still like Bieber.
(Via Daily Dot)