In case you were wondering what’s coming to engulf you a in a shitstorm of biblical proportions, NASA has released this fun time-lapse video of Hurricane Sandy spinning around in the Bahamas. That little phallic-looking thing over on the left? Yeah, that’s Florida.

If you’re like most level-headed people, right now you’re probably saying, “Eh this thing isn’t going to be that bad—remember last year? All that hype for nothing.” Which is true. But look at that thing below—that is one big-ass storm. It’s now the largest tropical storm on record. Thanks, climate change!