Why I can’t smoke weed, as told by animals

In Entertainment by Carmel Lobello / November 16, 2012


First I’m like, Oh this is fun, let’s eat cookies…
Why I can't smoke weed, as told by animals

Then someone says something funny and I’m like, Oh shit, this is so great…
Why I can't smoke weed, as told by animals\

And I start really laughing…
Why I can't smoke weed, as told by animals

And laughing even harder…
Why I can't smoke weed, as told by animals

And at some point I realize I’m laughing too hard….
Why I can't smoke weed, as told by animals

So I try to stop…
Why I can't smoke weed, as told by animals

But I can’t, and now I’m the only one still laughing…
Why I can't smoke weed, as told by animals

So I get embarrassed…
Why I can't smoke weed, as told by animals

And start worrying I’m being weird…
Why I can't smoke weed, as told by animals

Then I wonder if anyone else can tell I’m worried…
Why I can't smoke weed, as told by animals

And I think they probably can…
Why I can't smoke weed, as told by animals

So I eat something to hide my weirdness…
Why I can't smoke weed, as told by animals

And I keep on eating…
Why I can't smoke weed, as told by animals

And that starts to get out of control…
Why I can't smoke weed, as told by animals

And suddenly I’m uncontrollably sleepy…
Why I can't smoke weed, as told by animals

So I go home and pass out…
Why I can't smoke weed, as told by animals

And the next day I’m like, Why did I smoke weed last night, that was so unnecessary.
Why I can't smoke weed, as told by animals

(Squirrels Holding Pizza, Cheezburger, Buzzfeed)

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