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Why I can’t smoke weed, as told by animals


First I’m like, Oh this is fun, let’s eat cookies…

Then someone says something funny and I’m like, Oh shit, this is so great…
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And I start really laughing…

And laughing even harder…

And at some point I realize I’m laughing too hard….

So I try to stop…

But I can’t, and now I’m the only one still laughing…

So I get embarrassed…

And start worrying I’m being weird…

Then I wonder if anyone else can tell I’m worried…

And I think they probably can…

So I eat something to hide my weirdness…

And I keep on eating…

And that starts to get out of control…

And suddenly I’m uncontrollably sleepy…

So I go home and pass out…

And the next day I’m like, Why did I smoke weed last night, that was so unnecessary.

(Squirrels Holding Pizza, Cheezburger, Buzzfeed)

  1. November 16, 2012 at 8:52 pm, Michael Rogali said:

    Nice

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  2. November 17, 2012 at 5:03 am, Ace Foley said:

    I think it's time we start legalizing Marijuana everywhere. Stop living in fear and start thinking about how great the future will be! LEGALIZE IT!

    Why don't we just start legalizing it everywhere? Why are so many people still stuck in this FEAR stage.. Stop worrying, start hoping. LEGALIZE IT!

    If you live in a state where Marijuana isn't legal yet and still want the same type of highs, I suggest checking out uIntoxicate.com. It has amazingly detailed legal highs reviews and where to get them without getting ripped off!
    Also! I'm starting up a new forum dedicated to my fellows stoners. Come on over and join the high conversations! We're quite new, but VERY welcoming.

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    • January 21, 2013 at 1:28 am, Kathleen Wroblewski said:

      Ask London Square?

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    • January 23, 2013 at 12:37 pm, A Chükklin Gøat said:

      Hey don't forget to remind people how fun it is to OD on legal weed!
      P.S. it isn't fun

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    • January 24, 2013 at 2:39 am, Alycia Ann Erickson said:

      …you're joking, right?

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    • January 24, 2013 at 8:13 pm, Travis Hunsaker said:

      I don't think they are… *facepalm*

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    • January 26, 2013 at 5:57 am, Joshua Joseph Hewitt said:

      AND…….. flatline….. people OD on alcohol so what is your argument?

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    • January 27, 2013 at 3:35 pm, Duke Togo said:

      how about you forget about alcohol AND "legal" weed and stick with natural marijuana so you can't OD to begin with….

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    • January 27, 2013 at 11:42 pm, Adam Gambioli said:

      too bad its impossible to OD on weed, nice going there whatever the hell your name is

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    • February 06, 2013 at 7:11 am, April Coble said:

      OD, huh? When did you think you did that?

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    • February 17, 2013 at 5:35 pm, Spencer Quimby said:

      A Chükklin Gøat Yeah I remember my first OD form some Cali dispensary shit. I knew I'd OD'd because literally everything became appealing as a food item.

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    • February 21, 2013 at 6:58 pm, Peter Schmidt said:

      You are all embarrassing. Just for the record YES, YOU CAN OD ON "FAKE WEED" It's just a chemical sprayed on some plant matter so you can load it in a bowl. ZERO similarities to cannabis you twats.

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    • February 24, 2013 at 2:57 am, Nino Avila said:

      You can't…. overdose on weed. You can get REALLY FUCKING UNCOMFORTABLY HIGH (been there). But, you cannot OD.

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    • February 27, 2013 at 10:36 am, Mik Bledsoe said:

      Apparently this needs to be made obvious for you people. "Legal weed" and "fake weed" as people are calling it is the "incense" that was/is commonly available throughout headshops. The shit made with that JWH-018 synthetic 'THC'. They know you can't overdose on actual marijuana, but you CAN overdose on the fake shit.

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    • March 14, 2013 at 3:36 am, Micheal Lockwood said:

      Especially when you snort that shit. Up with hope, down with dope!

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    • April 07, 2013 at 5:22 pm, Jack Inman said:

      Alycia Ann Erickson you're joking, right?

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    • April 21, 2013 at 12:22 pm, Stelios Maragkakis said:

      "OD"??… Well that is hilarious! Wait, nope. It's just sad…

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    • April 24, 2013 at 11:09 pm, Billy Martinez said:

      Od on weed you are a fucking moron

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  3. November 17, 2012 at 7:06 am, Martina Meier-Hübscher said:

    omg this is soooooo cute. this just made me saturday morning start with a smile :-)

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    • November 17, 2012 at 7:07 am, Martina Meier-Hübscher said:

      People ,click on this ,soooooo cute and funny..

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  4. January 15, 2013 at 11:23 pm, Val Harder said:

    Hysterical!

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    • January 16, 2013 at 1:31 am, Lynn Detlor said:

      this one is funny…..lol

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    • January 16, 2013 at 1:42 am, Charles Freeman said:

      Chuck Mangione (musician) once laughed through two commercial breaks on the old Mike Douglas show…so funny, he was doody-faced. Mike did look somewhat alarmed…

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  5. January 16, 2013 at 1:37 am, Charles Freeman said:

    chuck mangione once laughed through two commercial breaks on the old steve douglas show… so stoned. hilarious, but steve looked somewhat alarmed…

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    • May 13, 2013 at 6:11 am, Amanda Rose Court said:

      Mike Douglas?

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  6. January 16, 2013 at 1:39 am, Charles Freeman said:

    Chuck Mangione (musician) once laughed through two commercial breaks on the old Mike Douglas show…so funny, he was so stoned. Mike looked a little alarmed though…

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  7. January 17, 2013 at 2:56 am, Melissa Mora said:

    haha

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  8. January 17, 2013 at 3:33 am, Chetan Sharma said:

    Super cute! These pictures made my morning! ^-^

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  9. January 17, 2013 at 8:23 am, Hamza Chraibi said:

    That was so funny

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  10. January 18, 2013 at 3:46 am, Holy Terror said:

    Haha hahaha

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  11. January 18, 2013 at 3:52 am, Kristi Smith said:

    Haha. That's funny.

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  12. January 18, 2013 at 4:33 am, Colter Czyruk said:

    To a t this is why I cant either! Nice pictues too

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  13. January 18, 2013 at 10:04 am, Wisan Srikaenchan said:

    cute for would

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  14. January 18, 2013 at 11:27 am, Tiago Oliveira said:

    A bunch of good reasons not to smoke weed ;-)

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    • April 07, 2013 at 5:23 pm, Jack Inman said:

      but none good enough..

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    • April 12, 2013 at 2:00 am, Brandon William said:

      nope

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  15. January 18, 2013 at 11:56 pm, Olga Kimbrel said:

    Lmao!!! So cute :)

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  16. January 19, 2013 at 8:12 am, Ravi Panchal said:

    Entertaining :)

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  17. January 19, 2013 at 8:50 am, Balo Con B said:

    Haha that was funny cutness as a friend would call it :)

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  18. January 19, 2013 at 2:57 pm, Kevin McIntyre said:

    Have to share this

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  19. January 20, 2013 at 10:56 am, Janice Frost said:

    Lol

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  20. January 20, 2013 at 5:42 pm, Ruby Romaine said:

    I was really laughing hard as I read this, then I wondered if anybody else noticed….;).

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  21. January 21, 2013 at 8:11 pm, Sven Leutenegger said:

    :-)

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  22. January 22, 2013 at 4:45 am, Philip Leal said:

    Enjoyable

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  23. January 23, 2013 at 12:02 am, Sam PcMedx said:

    addme on myspace! I will put you in my top 8.

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  24. January 23, 2013 at 6:40 pm, Ricardo Salinas said:

    THIS is HILARIOUS.

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  25. January 23, 2013 at 10:25 pm, Kelly Schultz Nordstrom said:

    Sorry guys for my posts but I am on stumble upon and this came up. Had to share.

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  26. January 23, 2013 at 11:22 pm, Kristin Nicole Nordstrom said:

    Ive seriously never laughed so hard… this is for you Ali Apostoluk!

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    • January 24, 2013 at 12:15 am, Ali Apostoluk said:

      Hahahah I was just laughing hysterically in public over this. The animals r so cute. And well..

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  27. January 24, 2013 at 3:32 am, Martin Pakler said:

    :D

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  28. January 24, 2013 at 6:22 pm, Kent Murphy said:

    Lol!

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  29. January 24, 2013 at 8:05 pm, Christine Sennett said:

    Hilarious

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  30. January 25, 2013 at 3:59 am, Julia Fontaine said:

    lol funny, I like the dog the best. Heres a site that you might like if you enjoy funny cat pics: http://www.katsrock.com

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  31. January 25, 2013 at 12:20 pm, Bakeca XincontriAdulti said:

    Beautiful and amazing photos. Thanks

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  32. January 26, 2013 at 1:57 am, Ricardo De Sousa Ferreira said:

    So cute, or I seeing things!

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  33. January 28, 2013 at 4:37 pm, Joshua Beane said:

    you just need to calm down a little. if you're on a drug you're supposed to be weird, so don't worry about it. lol.

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  34. January 29, 2013 at 1:07 pm, Rory James Lane said:

    This sounds like a first-time weed experience. Just harden up!

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  35. February 01, 2013 at 8:19 pm, Carolyn Clough said:

    Baaahaha

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  36. February 07, 2013 at 6:25 pm, Angela Stahl said:

    I. Love. This.

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  37. February 08, 2013 at 10:49 pm, Lane Calloway said:

    That was so funny

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  38. February 08, 2013 at 10:49 pm, Lane Calloway said:

    Loved it

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  39. February 10, 2013 at 8:54 am, Gretchen Hammond said:

    Good reason not to smoke

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  40. February 24, 2013 at 1:10 am, Caroline Diaz said:

    Haha that was funny

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  41. March 14, 2013 at 4:10 am, Karla Foster said:

    This is the funniest

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  42. March 14, 2013 at 4:10 am, Karla Foster said:

    Love this :-)

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  43. March 16, 2013 at 11:11 pm, Roman Tyrsin said:

    Go to http://www.HomeSweetPage.com

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  44. March 27, 2013 at 5:41 am, Daisy Leon said:

    I'm dead hahaha

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  45. April 08, 2013 at 4:59 pm, Olga Orlovski said:

    The conslusion of this is if you want to greatly prolong your life while laughing like crazy – smoke weed then ))).

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  46. April 09, 2013 at 1:52 am, Penny Haulman said:

    This is great!

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  47. April 26, 2013 at 2:42 pm, Dennis Roberts said:

    I smoked for 40+ years. I had to quit because the VA said they wouldn't treat me any longer! So, there's this "GRAY" area between federal and state laws! What's up with that? If you have a medical card to "partake", you can't smoke/possess on federal land or you can go to jail. This is so freaking confusing! Reefer I believe in, but being stoned and driving I don't. Let's get this thing straight!

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    • May 05, 2013 at 1:50 am, Lana Pease said:

      Do you mean the va refused to treat because you had been smoking weed? How can they refuse to treat you?

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  48. May 03, 2013 at 4:24 am, Matthew Vanek said:

    Hey its not for everyone.

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  49. May 10, 2013 at 5:31 pm, Dee' Balderrama said:

    rookies'

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  50. May 10, 2013 at 10:30 pm, Carol Steelman Arbuthnot said:

    Lmaf

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