OH MY! It seems that John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John, co-stars of the classic film “Two of a Kind”, have reteamed in order to bring us all a little Christmas spirit! They have a Christmas album and a super awesome Christmas song that we will all surely be singing ’round the yule log for years and years to come. Please to enjoy:
The point they’re making here, is that they have a PLAN FOR YOU. And that you are going to like it. And then everyone will do some line dancing, and then you’ll bang all night, and then the next day you will cry while watching “It’s a Wonderful Life”. That is your Christmas schedule, and Danny and Sandy are pretty sure you’re going to like it, wink wink. You know, because of all of the sex that you are going to have before you wistfully indulge yourself in some Frank Capra. Without Stockard Channing.
The other point they are making is that John Travolta can fly a plane, which is a factoid I somehow feel I am overly reminded of in life. I hope he is not too out of energy from all the plane flying, line dancing, heterosexual banging and sobbing to celebrate the Scientology holiday “Freedom Day” on Dec. 30th.