40 of the worst wedding photographs you’ll ever see

Dec 10, 2012

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

“So we really want to remember this day forever but we also are really into bad ’90s music video effects. What can you do for us?”

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

“The wedding? Pretty great. But your great aunt’s hat? Unforgettable.”

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

Rebecca became a shadow of her former self.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

Why don’t you stand over there. Right. Now you stand over there. OK. Now both of you don’t get married.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

The photographer has clearly had way too much coffee. A joke about coffee, ladies and gentlemen! I’ll be here all week!

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

“IIIIIII LLLLLLOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEEE CCCCCCCOOOOOOCCCCCCAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNEEEEE” – a photographer

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

Way to go, you two. You had a “Star Wars” engagement photo session.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

Clearly I’m missing a trend here.

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Romance? Or possible alcoholism? You be the judge.

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Or, hey, just don’t wear earrings.

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“Grandma? What was Grandpa like?” *hands grandchildren this photograph* *all grandchildren become bad comedians later in life*

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

Gwenevive, I loved you since I first saw you working there at Hot Dog On a Stick. And I doth said to my brethren who worketh with me at the Spencers Gifts, I said ‘yay verily, for she shall be mine some day.’

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

Perfect timing.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

And again, perfect timing.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

Remember in the late ’90s how everyone in high school had these cheesy-ass wallet sized photos taken? It was tragic. This, though, is like seeing a unicorn in the wild.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

Girl I saw you from afar from across the photography studio and that is when I knew I wanted to talk to you, girl.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

I will marry the living fuck out of you and there shall be no escape, Katherine.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

“Remember how much we loved parking meters? Those were the days, Harry.”

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

Good photography is all about framing.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

Was this the best one? Really? The one with the pug? That’s the highlight?

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

Someone should tell that guy he really needs to relax when he’s having his photograph taken.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

Keith’s gas problem was really hampering the engagement.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

Oh no way you guys, Spiderman works at Trader Joes!

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

“I married her for her shoulders, Gary. They own me. Now I kindly suggest you and your masseuse license get the hell off my property.”

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

If the portapotty wasn’t the size of my first apartment’s bedroom I’d have a better joke for this but as it is I paid $600 a month for that place.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

Cool head, bro.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

Years of therapy captured in one image.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

The height of charm.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

“I married him for his cannon.”

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

This must have seemed hilarious at the time, not so much now that its all over the internet.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

“I spent all my money on this shitty photograph. Wamp waaaaamp.”

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

Chill out, dude.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

I’m all for jokes and such but peeing in your engagement photos is a little, uh, broad.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

I mean people give Chris Brown shit all the time but this guy HIRED a photographer so what say you now, liberal media? Huh?

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

Say what you will, but people just love visual metaphors.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

You can really feel the passion between them, can’t you.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

This isn’t so much “bad photography” as much as it is me thinking this was a promo shot for a new Degrassi spinoff.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

A little post-processing never hurt anybody.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

“No, I’m telling you, they’re not just codependent. They’re really sown together at the ass.”

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

Laugh now but good lord do not book a hotel room next to them.

 40 of the worst wedding photographs youll ever see

Ah, visual humor. It never loses its appeal.

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