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‘Satan loves anal sex’ and ‘gay men give anal birth to the devil’, says ex gay porn star

Jan 4, 2013

Joseph Sciamba is an ex-gay-porn star (but aren’t we all, really?) and he’s looking to tell the world something: hey world, Satan loves anal sex and gay men give anal birth to the devil.

Did you get all that? The devil likes the pooper and if you are a homosexual male you give birth to Satan out of your butt. I know it’s a slow news day and everything. But not that slow. Not “anal sex with the devil” slow. It’s articles like these that really drive home why I haven’t received my Pulitzer prize in the mail yet. Anyway. Sciamba keeps a blog (but don’t we all?) entitled How Our Lord Jesus Christ Saved Me From Homosexuality, Pornography, and the Occult because that is a really catchy name for a blog, man. Hope you get that book deal.

You can watch the (confusing, rambling) video below, or you could go outside, breathe in some fresh air, and chuckle to yourself about the thought of the devil crawling out of a butthole, which is totally what this guy believes.

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