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The things we can’t unsee. First people running around with Larry David tattoos, now this: Porn parody auteur Lee Roy Myers (“The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody”) directs a 15-minute play session featuring everyone’s favorite/super-annoying underwater buddy.
Enter: “SpongeKnob SquareNuts: A XXX Parody” [link NSFW].
Myers really nailed the mise en scène of Bikini Bottom, and I think I want Sandy (Skin Diamond) to be my girlfriend. (What’s happening to me?) Also, big ups to whoever came up with the lyrics to the opening theme:
Who lives in a vibrator under the sea?/SpongeKnob SquareNuts!/He’s so horny and dirty he tried to hump me!
Yes, there are porntastic lyrics written in the spirit of the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song, and, yes, I watched a SpongeBob SquarePants porn parody around 8 a.m. this morning. It’s for work, people. I don’t get to choose.
Having said that, fingers crossed for a “Muppet Babies” spoof.
[image via @LeeRoyMyers]
January 18, 2013 at 4:30 pm, King Saeed said:
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January 22, 2013 at 8:40 pm, Abid Ali said:
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February 01, 2013 at 10:52 pm, 項麗玲 said:
… Speechless =S
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