First look: 'SpongeKnob SquareNuts: A XXX Parody' [SFW]

First look: ‘SpongeKnob SquareNuts: A XXX Parody’ [SFW]

Jan 18, 2013


The things we can’t unsee. First people running around with Larry David tattoos, now this: Porn parody auteur Lee Roy Myers (“The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody”) directs a 15-minute play session featuring everyone’s favorite/super-annoying underwater buddy.

Enter: “SpongeKnob SquareNuts: A XXX Parody” [link NSFW].

Myers really nailed the mise en scène of Bikini Bottom, and I think I want Sandy (Skin Diamond) to be my girlfriend. (What’s happening to me?) Also, big ups to whoever came up with the lyrics to the opening theme:

Who lives in a vibrator under the sea?/SpongeKnob SquareNuts!/He’s so horny and dirty he tried to hump me!

Yes, there are porntastic lyrics written in the spirit of the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song, and, yes, I watched a SpongeBob SquarePants porn parody around 8 a.m. this morning. It’s for work, people. I don’t get to choose.

Having said that, fingers crossed for a “Muppet Babies” spoof.

[image via @LeeRoyMyers]

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