In Fresno, California, a man claiming to be Jesus Christ rammed his car into an unidentified Pacific Gas & Electric worker on Saturday. The PG&E employee was innocently standing next to his company-issued truck when the son of god — a.k.a. Jett Simmons McBride of Tacoma, Washington — broke the worker’s leg with his car, wedging the victim between McBride’s front bumper and the PG&E truck’s rear bumper.
McBride got out of the car and shouted racial epithets as he attacked multiple victims at the scene. (The PG&E guy was black.) Fortunately, a karmic hitchhiker named Kai, who had been riding along with the raging Jesus, cooled everything out with his trusty hatchet.
I can’t believe I’m writing any of this. Kai better explain the rest.
UPDATE: KMPH Fox 26 reporter Jacob Reisbeck uploaded the raw footage of his interview with Kai on YouTube. Enjoy:
[Fresno Bee/video via @Alex_Ogle/Slog]
February 03, 2013 at 7:45 pm, Noah Tensen said:
wow…kudos dude, kudos.
February 04, 2013 at 11:30 am, CT Boom| Connecticut. INSIDE OUT. said:
[...] dude who loves to say “Fuck” and beat Jesus with a hatchet. Seriously, read the story then watch the unedited [...]
February 04, 2013 at 6:01 pm, Jon Jones said:
That the mother fucking guy right there I pray to KI the saviour of the innoscent.
February 04, 2013 at 5:04 pm, PHAWKER.COM – Curated News, Gossip, Concert Reviews, Fearless Political Commentary, Interviews….Plus, the Usual Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll » Blog Archive » Hatchet-Wielding Homeless Hitchhiking West Virginny Skater Dude Saves said:
[...] RELATED: In Fresno, California, a man claiming to be Jesus Christ rammed his car into an unidentified Pacific Gas & Electric worker on Saturday. The PG&E employee was innocently standing next to his company-issued truck when the son of god — a.k.a. Jett Simmons McBride of Tacoma, Washington — broke the worker’s leg with his car, wedging the victim between McBride’s front bumper and the PG&E truck’s rear bumper. McBride got out of the car and shouted racial epithets as he attacked multiple victims at the scene. (The PG&E guy was black.) Fortunately, a karmic hitchhiker named Kai, who had been riding along with the raging Jesus, cooled everything out with his trusty hatchet. MORE [...]
February 05, 2013 at 4:51 pm, Bobbi Yanson said:
Kai is my hero!
February 06, 2013 at 7:57 am, R.c. Ponce said:
Ok
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February 11, 2013 at 2:06 am, Gina Miccio-Rogers said:
I just love me some KAI from Dog Town this guy is down.
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[...] Internet sensation who, barely more than 100 days ago, expressed his propensity for violence by saving a California gas worker from a homicidal maniac, yes? Well, now Caleb Lawrence McGillvary, a.k.a. Kai, is on the lam from [...]