Hey gang, wanna see the world’s coolest vending machine?
Well, you’ll have to go A) back in time to a few days ago and B) to the Washington DC neighborhood of Trinidad.
The vending machine that usually dispenses Pepsi was rigged to dispense cans of malt liquor at the bargain price of $3 a can – less than an adult pays in a bodega. According to residents, the booze machine had been in operation for “a few months” before authorities caught wind of it. Nobody has claimed responsibility, but D&T believes the subject might look like this: