No sex (or formal shorts) in the CPAC champagne room (so far)

No sex (or formal shorts) in the CPAC champagne room (so far)

Mar 14, 2013

I get so excited each year for CPAC and look forward to all its sexual hypocrisy. I delight in getting my schadenfreude on by reading the myriad CPAC Craigslist Casual Encounters ads that pop up each year without fail.

And I know it’s just the first day, but so far… nothing. NOTHING. I admit it, I am getting impatient! This is basically what I live for. My raison d’etre, if you will. There is pretty much nothing I like better than the smug satisfaction of knowing that the people running around screaming about how gay people are the worst and how women who use birth control are evil harlots are also trying to get some ass at their special conference of equally ignorant people.

Perhaps the lack of sexcapades so far is due to the stringent dress codes barring slutwear like formal shorts and Uggs?

xlarge No sex (or formal shorts) in the CPAC champagne room (so far)

I do, however, have it on authority from a DC friend that the Grindr has been especially rife with an influx of CPAC attendees, so I shall have to do some more investigating on that front.


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