Meanwhile, in China, drunk man dangles from power cables for 15 minutes
In the northern Shanxi Province of China, firefighters discovered a drunk man hanging 30 feet in the air from high-tension power cables. Authorities placed one of those bounce house type-things on the ground to break the fall of the drunkard, who, by the way, was also risking electrocution. After 15 minutes, dude decided to come down — but not before making sure the Guardian was there to break the international news.
After the fall, the drunk guy told reporters he climbed the utility pole because he was simply in a bad mood. Me? I just order take-out on a shitty day. This guy rules.
Video grabbed from YouTuber Wooden Pegg: