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Florida man arrested for burglary while masturbating with toy helicopter and salad

Apr 30, 2013

Detectives in northeast Florida arrested 23-year-old Jason Vickery for attempted burglary and larceny after discovering the suspect jacking off in a St. Augustine residence. “[Vickery] told investigators he went upstairs to masturbate in the bathroom when he found a remote control helicopter,” reported WTEV-TV in Jacksonville. “Vickery said he found some batteries and started playing with the helicopter. He also ate a salad that he brought with him.”

The party was nearly over for the masturbating salad-eater when he heard people outside the home, according to reports. He put down the toy helicopter, returned to the bathroom to masturbate again and, eventually, went outside to see what the commotion was about. That’s when he discovered sheriff’s deputies with guns drawn.

Upon his arrest, Vickers was found with a bag of weed, a wig, a towel and chewing tobacco.

h/t WTEV-TV


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