According to Justin Bieber’s rep, he is totally not going to North Korea. After some dweebs at 4chan succesfully hacked into the My World Tour Contest and brought North Korea to the top, Biebs does not plan on going to the communist state. What a shame! The Canadian pop sensation could have really enoyed his time over there. Why, you ask? Because he has more in common with Kim Jong-il, the misguided leader of North Korea than you think.
Foreheads. Few of us have seen Justin Bieber’s forehead, and there is a reason for that. If Kim Jong-il had the capability to grow Bieber hair I’m not sure he would, but the forehead is powerful on both.
Fan base and standing army. The Korean People’s Army, otherwise known as the Inmin Gun, is the fourth largest standing army in the world. There are few things scarier than the potential power of this army, but Bieber’s fan base comes close.
Lesbians look like Justin Bieber, and Kim Jong-il looks like a lesbian.
They both control the internet. Kim Jong-il is one of the only people in North Korea who is allowed to use the internet. All other people must use the nationwide intranet Kwangmyong. Meanwhile Justin Bieber has taken over Twitter, hoping to keep things fresh from Bieber-mania, Twitter changed its algorithm that determines which topics “trend.” Unfortunately for Twitter, his fans started using names like “Twieber” and “Jieber” and he now often occupies three spots on the trending list instead of one. Also he’s just fucking everywhere.
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