Girls Gone Wild douchbag Joe Francis rents out a sea lion once a week

Girls Gone Wild douchbag Joe Francis rents out a sea lion once a week

Jun 24, 2013

Joe Francis is kind of like the Donald Trump of the porn world, in that he is always in the news for failing ventures yet he somehow still comes up with money to waste on really stupid crap. In the past year alone he got kicked off a plane, he went bankrupt, he was convicted of false imprisonment assault on three women, and he was pretty much banned from having anything to do with the Girls Gone Wild empire.

None of this seems to faze Francis as he seems to be in jovial shape down in Mexico. In “only in Mexico” news TMZ reports (including must-see pictures) that Francis has been renting a 600 lb Sea Lion to, you know, hang out with. He rents a Sea Lion named “Litibu” once a week from Vallarta Adventures to hang out with him at his house near Puerta Vallarta.

Normally personally not one to really comment on the humaneness of such animal practices I feel for “Litibu” having to spend time with Francis. No word on whether or not the rental fee includes an STD test for the sea lion after every session.

So while you might be in an awful mood sitting at your desk on a Monday, at least you do not have to spend time this week against your will in a pool with the king of the douches, Joe Francis.

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