California man arrested for mooning state troopers in Alaska airport
Big ups to Charles F. Helzer, a 31-year-old grown man who flashed his ass to The Man on Tuesday.
The California dude was at Kodiak state airport in Alaska and was apparently causing a disturbance — reports are vague as to what kind — and, when approached by state troopers, proceeded to pull down his pants and show his hairy tuchis to authorities. The police report states that Helzer was intoxicated.
Police also noted that Helzer resisted arrest. Charges also not mentioned in the local reports — What the hell? This is a mooning we’re talking about here! — but the Alaska Public Defender Agency has been assigned to represent the suspect in court.