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Drunk, naked man arrested for humping Land Rover

Sep 11, 2013

On Tuesday in Holywell, Wales, a courtroom heard the pleas of a 24-year-old man who was recently charged with indecent exposure after stripping off his clothes and dry-humping a Land Rover.

Let’s all just be grateful it was parked.

Daniel Cooper (above) told the Flintshire Magistrates Court that he was so drunk that he could not remember the incident, that this was the first time in a long time the man had gone out drinking. Unfortunately, the August 18 incident was caught on closed-circuit TV by operators in a shopping center. Cooper, after having seen the footage, pleaded guilty.

beer Drunk, naked man arrested for humping Land Rover

The prosecution had more details to add to please the court. Apparently, a service counter inside a kebab shop saw hot action from Cooper, too.

From News North Wales:

He was seen to be urinating. He was then seen to go down the High Street with his trousers around his ankles and his T-shirt pulled up over his head.

Cooper was waving at cars and he was then seen to take his shirt off completely.

He was seen to enter a kebab shop where he was simulating the sex act against the corner of the counter.

[The prosecution] described how at one stage he “lay on the ground and simulated the sex act.”

Then he did the same to a Land Rover Discovery vehicle which was parked nearby.

Cooper was arrested the night of the incident with £13 in his pants and “is totally ashamed,” according to his defense lawyer.

No shit.

source: News North Wales/top image via The Sun/beer image via Daily Mail


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