Florida man smuggles 13 bottles of liquor in sweat pants
In Florida, police are on the lookout for an unidentified man who stole 13 bottles of liquor from a Costco superstore last week.
On Thursday, November 14 around 8 a.m., security cameras captured the man (above, left; also, below left) wearing a gray t-shirt and sneakers as he walked out with possibly the chunkiest pair of black sweatpants in all of Fort Myers that hour (but maybe not in West Palm Beach).
Store management were alerted to the suspects on camera and subsequently noticed a missing inventory of liquor–namely, one bottle of Grey Goose vodka and 12 bottles of Hennessey. One employee remembered seeing the pair drive off in a silver Chevrolet Impala.
The question burning in the Death and Taxes chat room right now: What do you think is a more difficult task, lifting 13 bottles of liquor or two live puppies?