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A lot of heartsick chumps got dumped this Christmas

Dec 26, 2013

Most people spent their Christmas either forcing conversations with estranged relatives, doing beer bongs filled with egg nog with high school friends at an old hometown bar, or eating Chinese food alone in their dark apartments. Sadly, hundreds of poor chumps were also dumped, and for whatever reason, they took to Twitter to open up about their Blue Christmas.

We’re sure some of the situations are more complicated than they appear, but we still can’t help but side with those getting dumped. It’s hard not to sympathize with them; after all, their callous exes couldn’t wait just one more day before ruining what’s supposed to be a merry occasion for all.

But hey, at least their marathon drinking to cope with the heartbreak will be socially acceptable through New Year’s Day.

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