A lot of heartsick chumps got dumped this Christmas
Most people spent their Christmas either forcing conversations with estranged relatives, doing beer bongs filled with egg nog with high school friends at an old hometown bar, or eating Chinese food alone in their dark apartments. Sadly, hundreds of poor chumps were also dumped, and for whatever reason, they took to Twitter to open up about their Blue Christmas.
We’re sure some of the situations are more complicated than they appear, but we still can’t help but side with those getting dumped. It’s hard not to sympathize with them; after all, their callous exes couldn’t wait just one more day before ruining what’s supposed to be a merry occasion for all.
But hey, at least their marathon drinking to cope with the heartbreak will be socially acceptable through New Year’s Day.
Playing xbox with a kid that got dumped by his girlfriend on Christmas. He’s upset hahaha
— Eli Walker (@MarcusEli) December 26, 2013
Got dumped Christmas day……wowww
— Sebastian Rodriguez (@sebastianthefeg) December 26, 2013
Got dumped on Christmas Day because that’s how losers roll.
— bucmachine (@bucmachine) December 26, 2013
I got fucking dumped on Christmas wtf!!!
— Jackson (@gooz3585) December 26, 2013
hey i just got dumped does anyone wanna date me im single….and awesome
— • (@yexhbruh) December 26, 2013
Pretty sure I just got dumped on Christmas.
— Amy Williams (@SkimpSauce) December 26, 2013
Well this christmas was interesting… Got dumped on christmas eve… Woo.
— Kayla Dawn (@Kupcakez_Lollis) December 26, 2013
Got dumped on Christmas. That’s just the icing on this cake
— Landon Funk (@Landon_Funk) December 26, 2013
My Christmas presents= boots,dr.dre beats pill,poloriod camera and the I save the best for last…I GOT DUMPED YAY
— lyssa (@lyssamaxam) December 25, 2013