An in-depth analysis of David Bowie’s teeth
If you haven’t been weirded out by the internet in a while, here’s a clip from a documentary that closely analyzes David Bowie’s teeth, as if they were implicated in some vast conspiracy. It’s kind of like a 9/11 Truther video, but about Ziggy Stardust’s teeth, and factual.
In this clip from the doc, fellow musicians, music journalists, and even a dental expert (aka a “Surgeon to the Stars,” which is apparently a viable career), provide a bizarre odontological analysis of David Bowie’s teeth, and how they’ve evolved over the years.
The clip appears to be from a longer documentary about Bowie, possibly examining each of his body parts one by one, though we weren’t able to track down the source (if you know, feel free to give us a heads up!).
You can watch as his teeth change from guitar-eating chompers, to slightly straightened and more civilized pearly whites, to drug-rotten hell-fangs, to a completely reconstructed Hollywood-approved grill.