This children’s Minecraft toy looks like a 15-inch dong
Popular indie sandbox game Minecraft has a line of children’s toys, and one of them looks like a 15-inch green dong. A big, anthropomorphized, deeply distressed-looking dong.
But, well, you be the judge:
Whoever did the Minecraft Creeper toy packaging needs to either be fired or get a raise. pic.twitter.com/T2O8HqPH3U
— Hollander Cooper (@HollanderCooper) February 12, 2014
It doesn’t help that it’s called a Creeper. And now, everything associated with the toy becomes an awful, dirty joke. Like the fact that it’s labeled a “choking hazard,” and is a “huggable” favorite of the “young and old alike.”
The customer reviews get pretty awkward, too:
H/t Hollander Cooper