Tech breakthrough: You can now f*ck your iPad
On Thursday, sex toy company Fleshlight apparently released its first online ad for the LaunchPAD, an iPad case that is customized to fit a Fleshlight behind the screen as its user is active on NSA-friendly video applications such as Skype or FaceTime.
In other words, this means you can stick your dick in an “inner-sleeve” erotic device while watching your partner.
“The unique placement of the Fleshlight product in relationship to the iPad allows the user to fully immerse himself in … ‘Point of View’ pornographic content,” according to Fleshlight’s YouTube channel.
Video for the LaunchPAD is below. There is no mention of a release date or retail price in the press release, so it could be a hoax. But there is always hope. UPDATE: A Fleshlight spokesperson wrote to Death and Taxes to confirm that the LaunchPAD “is real and available now.”