Naked man arrested for humping mattress without consent

Naked man arrested for humping mattress without consent

Aug 25, 2014

Early Saturday morning, a 52-year-old allegedly yanked down his pants and tried to have sex with a mattress in the parking lot of a retirement center.

The suspect, Martin Gregory Coll, faces two charges related to public indecency after attempting to fornicate outside of Lavery Fold Old Peoples’ Home in the UK. Court documents stated that Coll was using a handheld DVD player, which was playing porn, while he was going at it. Documents also affirmed that the suspect was “committing an act of lewd, obscene and disgusting nature and of outraging public decency by watching pornography in a public place and with having simulated sex with a mattress while naked.”

According to the Mirror, officers were dispatched to the parking lot after receiving calls of a disturbance. They found Coll in his car with the volume on the DVD player cranked up to 11.

“He was laying on a mattress naked from the waist down with his trousers and underwear down by his ankles and he was simulating sex with the mattress,” according to the report. “A number of residents in the old peoples’ home were awake at the time but they did not want to make a statement to the police.”

This will be the 73rd conviction for Coll, who treats mattresses like objects.

A sentencing will come after Coll is released from jail on Thursday.

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