Vacuum salesman eats pasta off subway floor
Ravi Dalchand is the greatest vacuum salesman in the history of the world. He also probably now has hepatitides B through Q.
The Bissell Canada vacuum cleaners brand manager recently went underground in the Toronto subway system to dine on Italian takeout. As if having to gorge on pasta in the Queen City wasn’t challenging enough, Dalchand took it upon himself to prove that the company’s new Symphony All-in-One Vacuum and Steam Mop can make any surface meal-ready–even those that have been previously soiled by vagrants and drunkards. Jesus Christ.
“I 100 percent stand by this product” were Dalchand’s last words. Bissell Canada has not yet released a follow-up video to prove he is still alive. Watch the horror below.