Old man puts porn in windows to terrorize neighbors

For many Americans, ISIS may very well be in their backyards; but for Sanjeev Aggurawal of Queens, New York, he’s got an even more immediate threat living right next door. And his name is Jimmy Dolan.

An ABC News affiliate recently spent an afternoon in Aggurawal and Dolan’s Queens Village neighborhood where they discovered senior citizen Dolan’s signature form of terror: Hanging pornographic pictures in his windows for the Aggurawal family’s children to see. The reason for this, according to Aggurawal, is because Dolan doesn’t want Indian neighbors. (The Aggurawals only recently moved in.)

“My son! He’s four!,” Aggurawal pleaded to the news station. “My nephews are 7 and 9 and they come over and they see this. This is ridiculous. It has to stop …  He’s upset because some Indian guy moved in next door. That’s the basic thing.”

When the news crew approached Dolan about the issue, the old man did not mention bigotry as the reason for exposing children next door to images of fuckery. “I’m drying them out,” Dolan sardonically explained. “They got damp last night.”

Aggurawal’s wife, Ranchan, says she is afraid of the grumpy sourpuss, who has been reported to police several times. Though, when a squad car comes by the block to check out the porn in the window, it always seems to be taken down. It’s exactly like the singing frog episode from “Merrie Melodies” except with people getting banged while their private parts are hanging out. In the meantime, the Auggurawal family has to make their front porch look shitty by hanging up a blanket on the side so that the kids won’t see the disgust.

But, again, Dolan claims this has nothing to do with his habit. He just likes to hang porn in his window for the hell of it.

“That’s my artwork,” he said.

source: ABC 13