Give ‘A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay’ the Nobel Prize

If you’re writing a novel, you should probably just stop. The perfect book has already been written, by the reclusive author Hunter Fox, “A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay.” It should win the Nobel Prize.

billionaire-dinosaur-cover

At the very least, it usurps “The Horny Ghost of Osama Bin Laden” for the all-time best book title. But the book is more than just a great title. From its Amazon description:

“The year is 2014 and dinosaurs have gained control of the world economy due to exceptionally accurate stock predictions. After graduating from NYU with a business degree, John is hired to be the assistant for one of the largest trading firms on Wall Street. His boss, the CEO of the company is highly regarded as the best businessman of the century. Only difference is that he is a dinosaur!

This is a 3,500 word hardcore gay erotic novel. It includes- Rough sex, dubcon, oral, cream pies and more!”

It reads almost like a John Swartzwelder comedy novel, except with hardcore porn. Here’s a sample of the first page.

billionaire-dinosaur-2

Hunter Fox is responsible for a whole series of “beasties-on-boys” romantic novels, exploring the depths of tentacle and android love. Here’s hoping these books catch on as the next “Fifty Shades of Grey.”

hunter-fox-books

h/t Dangerous Minds