Netflix Instant additions and purges for September [NSFW]

August is wrapping up, so the powers that be at Netflix get an opportunity once again to play god and fuck with your media diet.

Some titles are going away that shouldn’t (The Wolf of Wall Street and Apocalypse Now are always worth having on file); some titles are coming in that should (Masters of the Universe is a wonderful tool for procrastination); some titles aren’t any good but have good nude scenes (Paul Schrader’s The Canyons), despite the fact that all the necessary GIFs can be found online. You know, Lindsay Lohan taking a shower, et cetera:

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Anyway, here’s what the Netflix gods giveth for September, via Decider:

Sept. 1
72 Dangerous Animals: Australia: Season One
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl (2005)
Arthur: Season Seventeen
Avengers Confidential: Black Widow & Punisher (2014)
Battle Creek: Season One
Blackbird (2014)
Capital C (2014)
Combustion (2013)
Da Jammies: Season One
Divorce Corp. (2014)
First Blood (1982)
Giggle and Hoot’s Best Ever! (2014)
Hamlet (1990)
Hardball (2001)
Heather McDonald: I Don’t Mean to Brag (2014)
Lawrence of Arabia: Restored Version (1962)
The League: Season Six
Los Hombres También Lloran: Season One
Masters of the Universe (1987)
Mississippi Damned (2009)
Mister Roger’s Neighborhood: Volume One
Mouk: Season One
Our Man in Tehran (2013)
The Monster Squad (1987)
Pandas: The Journey Home (2014)
Person of Interest: Seasons One-Three
Puffin Rock: Season One *Netflix Original
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Rambo III: Ultimate Edition (1988)
Shake the Dust (2014)
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Such Good People (2014)
Up in the Air (2009)
Zathura (2005)
Zoo Clues: Season One

Sept. 2
Black or White (2014)
Miss Julie (2014)

Sept. 3
Drumline: A New Beat (2014)

Sept. 4
Baby Daddy: Season Four (New Episodes)
Bad Night (2015) *Netflix Exclusive
Madame Secretary: Season One
Melissa and Joey: Season Four (New Episodes)

Sept. 7
Space Dandy: Season Two

Sept. 8
6 Years (2015)
Love at First Fight (2014)

Sept. 9
Teen Beach Movie 2 (2015)

Sept. 10
Fugitivos: Season One
Longmire: Season Four *Netflix Original

Sept. 11
About Elly (2009)
God Bless the Children (2015)
Madame Bovary (2014)

Sept. 12
It Happened Here (2015)
Portlandia: Season Five
The Roughnecks (2014)
Why Did I Get Married? (2007)

Sept. 13
Comedy Bang! Bang!: Season Four Part II
Pixies (2014)

Sept. 14
Call the Midwife: Series Four

Sept. 15
Cowspiracy: The Sustainability Secret (2014)
The Bank Job (2008)
Closer to the Moon (2015)
Kambu: Season One
The Road Within (2015)
Rubble Kings (2015)
Sin Senos No Hay Paraiso: Season One
Zoobabu: Season One

Sept. 16
The Blacklist: Season Two
The Fosters: Season Three
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
Reservation Road (2007)

Sept. 17
The Mysteries of Laura: Season One

Sept. 18
Keith Richards: Under the Influence (2015) *Netflix Original

Sept. 21
The Following: Season Three
Gotham: Season One

Sept. 22
SMOSH: The Movie (2015)
Person of Interest: Season Four
Philomena (2013)

Sept. 23
Th Loft (2015)

Sept. 24
Iris (2014)

Sept. 25
Blue Bloods: Season Five
Hawaii Five-0: Season Five
Parenthood: Season Six
VeggieTales In the House: Season One (New Episodes) *Netflix Original

Sept. 26
The Canyons (2013)

Sept. 27
The Walking Dead: Season Five

Sept. 29
Bones: Season Ten
Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom (2013)
Monster High: Boo York (2015)
R.L. Stines Monsterville: Cabinet of Souls (2015)

Sept. 30
Agatha Christies Poirot: Series Twelve
Leafie: A Hen Into the Wild (2011)
Midnight’s Children (2012)
Murdoch Mysteries: Seasons Four-Seven
Ned Rifle (2014)

And taketh, via Entertainment Weekly:

Sept. 1
The IT Crowd
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Fern Gully: The Last Rainforest
Inkmaster
Mortal Kombat
Sleepless in Seattle

Sept. 3
Dinosaurs

Sept. 15
Coach

Sept. 30
Apocalypse Now
Hercules
The Expendables 3
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
The Wolf of Wall Street
Transformers: Age of Extinction
World War Z

[h/t EW | Decider]

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