Donald Trump busts Rand Paul’s balls right out of the gate

On Wednesday evening, CNN’s Republican presidential debate opened with a delightful juvenile exchange between menstrual blood art subject Donald Trump and Rand Paul, aka Taco Bonerstink.

“Rand Paul shouldn’t even be on this stage,” so goes Trump’s opening statement (see above). “He’s number 11 [in the polls].” Mind you, this was Trump’s immediate response to a question regarding defense?

Anyway, Bonerstink responded with some babble which only gave Trump the opportunity to hit him back with more. (See below.)

Sure, the world is ending. But this is good television.

Tags: 2016, cnn, GOP Debate