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Meghan McCain Rips Sarah Palin While Gripping A Huge Phallic Elephant Trunk

By 521 days ago

Meghan McCain and Sarah Palin, America’s two hottest female Republicans, are finally dishing on each other. McCain’s new book, “Dirty, Sexy Politics,” finally gives us her take on Palin, who despite her political party, bust size, and relationship with Daddy McCain, she shares very little in common with.

In her book, McCain diplomatically describes her feelings about Palin as “mixed,” only to follow with pretty acidic criticism. Reviewers from “Forbes,” “Daily Beast,” and “Washington Post” all provided different, Palin-bashing quotes.

Here are our favorites:

“(Palin was) the most beautiful politician I had ever seen” but “rather than joining us, and our campaign, she seemed only to begin her own.”

“The Palins were nice and down-to-earth. I’ve said that before. And I mean no disrespect to them when I say this, but when they arrived from Alaska and unpacked their bags, they brought dramas, stress, complications, panic, and loads of uncertainty. And they brought a tabloid-attention-getting quality my family has never had–and God willing, never will.”

“She wasn’t much of a team player, was she? The more I saw of her the more perplexed and fascinated I was. And it was only the beginning of a very long roller coaster ride as I tried to make up my mind about her, and never could.”

“I was waiting for her to explode. There was a fine line between genius and insanity, they say, and choosing her as the running mate was starting to seem like the definition of that line.”

Although the book seems to have some juicy quotes, don’t let the title fool you– the dirtiest aspect is probably the cover image which shows her gripping a massive phallic elephant trunk across her lap.

Regardless, Meghan McCain is the only cool(ish) thing about about Republican party right now. She’s pro-gay marriage, anti-immigration reform, and keeps the party entertaining in a way that isn’t entirely nauseating.

Check out her interview with Snooki for “The Daily Beast,” and her discussing her book on “Good Morning America”:

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  • Henry

    I didn't see the elephant as being anything but short hand for the Republican party (and phallic isn't the symbol I'd use for the mostly impotent leaders they have now). If there were more Republicans like the appealing Meghan McCain, they might have some moderate common sense to offset the extremist wing of the party. They've sold them selves to the extremists and the country deserves what it gets if it votes nut cases into office.

  • Velvettazz

    Who is Sarah Palin? Just a talking head for other politicians who wouldn't dare say the things she does but think it. BTW…elephant's phallics are at the other end closer to where Palin fits.

  • Fanew

    who is Meghan McCain to warrant “news” coverage?

    America, We're Number 2! and Sinking Fast……….

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