Woman turns every gross sext she received from a frat boy into a catchy song


Sometimes all it takes to make a gross, sexually explicit text from a frat boy sound palatable is a singer with a sultry voice and a crew of musicians. At least, that’s the impression I get from the song “Texts from a Beta.” According to the YouTube video’s description, the texts turned into a moody Amy Winehouse-esque piano jam are “real, word for word consensual texts sent to a young woman by frat guys.” Reddit attributed the arrangement to Matt Rafferty, who was inspired by the impressive thread of raunchy texts she received from a frat guy, referred to simply as “a Beta” in the song. However, it seems like everyone else involved in the recording wants their face obscured from the camera. It makes sense, given that the singer is tasked with emoting lyrics like “There’s gonna be a party in your ass tomorrow, and my cock’s the only one invited.”

Some of the other memorable lyrics include “I need you to greet me with your mouth wide open” and “My load plus  your face, you’re gonna inhale my dick.” Probably the most ridiculous lyrics revolve around the frat guy following up an admission that he puked with a plea for a blowjob, in case you were wondering if campus Greek life is still the worst.

It should probably go without saying that if you’re in the office, you should listen to this with headphones on because the lyrics are insanely NSFW. Unless you have the kind of office that doesn’t frown upon the liberal use of the phrase “throat fucking.” In which case, God bless.

Everyone involved with the arrangement, especially the singer, is talented, so hopefully they all collaborate on a video that the don’t mind coming up attached to their names in a Google search.

[h/t @lexie]