Netflix additions and purges for February

January is wrapping up, and you know what that means: The Evil Above which resides in the corner offices of Netflix once again play sorcerer and fuck with your media diet (i.e. sex life).

Some titles are going away that shouldn’t (“Bad Santa” and “The Naked Gun” are obligatory on-hand options); other titles are coming that should provide excellent content for shrooming viewers (the entire second season of “Care Bears & Cousins”), but there doesn’t seem to be any incoming films which are supplied with A+ nude scenes. “Cruel Intentions,” while a sultry PG-13 classic (if that’s possible), managed to delete one nude scene from the original cut (trigger warning).

Anyway, here’s what you’ll be watching (and not watching) in February:


Feb. 1

Armageddon (1998)
Better Call Saul, Season 1
Charlie’s Angels (2000)
Collateral Damage (2002)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Johnny English (2003)
The Little Engine that Could (2011)
The Lizzie Borden Chronicles, season 1
Masha’s Tales, Season 1
Open Season (2006)
Para Elisa (2012)
Pokemon: XY, Season 1
Scooby-Doo (2002)
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)
Sin City (2005)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Teen Witch (1989)

Feb. 3

I Love You Phillip Morris (2009)

Feb. 4

Love (2015)

Feb. 5

Care Bears & Cousins, Season 2
Hannibal Buress: Comedy Camisado
Mad Men, Season 7 Part 2
Turbo FAST, Season 3


Lila & Eve (2015)

Feb. 10

Dope (2015)

Feb. 16

Atonement (2007)

Feb. 17

The Returned, Season 2

Feb. 19

Cooked, Season 1
Love, Season 1

Feb. 22

Fuerzas Especiales 2 (2015)

Feb. 24

Marvel Super Hero Adventures: Frost Fight!

Feb. 26

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny (2016)
Fuller House, Season 1
Theo Von: No Offense


Bad Santa (2003)
Benny & Joon (1993)
Big Fish (2003)
Blue Crush (2002)
Doctor Who
The Firm (1993)
The Hurt Locker (2008)
The Naked Gun (1988)
Rain Man (1988)
Ray (2004)
Terminator (1984)
Terms of Endearment (1983)

[h/t Polygon | photo: Columbia Pictures]