Experience joy with an English-dubbed Chinese bootleg of ‘Revenge of the Sith’

We need a little more happiness than usual these days as we wait and watch some rough beast slouch towards Bethlehem, and this bootleg version of “Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith” might be just the thing. You can pick up poorly subtitled bootlegs of your favorite big-budget flick in nearly any shady DVD store in the big city, from “Harry Potter” to “Indiana Jones,” but one enterprising YouTuber who goes by the moniker GratefulDeadpool actually dubbed all of “RoTS” himself using the terribad subtitles and uploaded it as “Star War The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West.”

This is also a learning experience! Who knew that these subtitles were generated by a computer translating the script from English into Mandarin? That’s the story according to fan site Dorkly, anyway. Plus, for all you meme fans — and we are legion — this is also where the legendary “Do Not Want” meme came from. Learning is fundamental, y’all.

And here’s the whole thing (if you can stand it).

[h/t Uproxx]