Melania Trump looks very happy to be watching the Super Bowl
This past weekend, President Trump took a well-deserved vacation to West Palm Beach to watch the Super Bowl at Trump International Golf Club with embattled consigliere Reince Priebus and his Aryan brood. The first lady was sadly not able to be there, but the president’s wife was, and it looks like she had a delightful time.
The loving pair kicked things off with a performance from the Palm Beach Central High School Band, whose ungainly dance moves and adolescent complexions got Melania even more excited to watch American football than she had been already.
She especially liked the shrill chanting and ear-curdling cymbals.
They then sat down at a table in the club’s grand event room, which was surrounded by a velvet rope so as to preclude any possibility of
Refreshments included “cupcakes iced with Falcons red and Patriots blue, brownies, black and white cookies, a popcorn machine, a soft-serve ice cream or fro-yo dispenser, and large pretzels,” all of which Mrs. Trump regularly swallows and enjoys. She definitely did not wish the football-shaped carbohydrates in front of her were a platter of sashimi, one of which was spiked with ricin and intended for her husband.
But as much as the former model likes processed sugar, the best part was spending quality time with the Donald, a man she makes love to regularly and would certainly still live with, if her 10-year-old son’s preference of private school did not take priority over his parents’ desired living arrangements.
What with their busy schedules of bringing about the apocalypse and getting caviar facials, respectively, it’s simply heartwarming to see these two taking some time out to enjoy each other’s company. If this is not the look of a woman overjoyed to be watching a sporting match with her husband, his work colleague, and said work colleague’s provincial family, I don’t know what is.
— Jennifer Bendery (@jbendery) February 6, 2017