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This Week in Advancement: Jack White Puts ‘Whiners’ in Their Place

This week Jason Hartley discusses Jack White calling fans whiners: “He was, as usual, merely following in the footsteps of someone older, blacker, and better at guitar than he is. In this case, Prince.”

In the old days, it really took a lot of work to anger your fans. You’d have to put out a double album of nothing but feedback, follow-up a techno record with a rockabilly record, or put out an LP consisting of nothing but onstage banter and asides.

But it was extremely difficult to insult your fans directly, and it could take years of screwing up to piss off your fans enough for them to stop loving you. Now, with Facebook, Twitter, and online forums, you can tell your fans exactly what you think of them without the intervention of a publicist. In Jack White’s case, he thinks his biggest fans are a bunch of whiners because they’re mad at him because his label, Third Man Records, sold a limited edition of the White Stripes’ debut album on eBay. And he’s right, they are whiners.

White is not truly Advanced because his music falls short of the standard, but selling an album on eBay is a pretty Advanced move: Not only is it a good idea, but it is a sure way to annoy his biggest fans. (One of the rules of Advancement is that you must have alienated your original fans.) It’s a good idea because it kept “flippers”–nonfans who buy underpriced, limited-edition merchandise only to sell them on eBay at a huge profit–out of the auction. And it ensures that Third Man gets the fair market value of the record instead of letting someone else get all the profit.

The biggest fans are annoyed because in their minds the White Stripes belong to them, and White’s selling the record to the highest bidder is a betrayal, motivated by greed. Hardcore fans are wonderful, to a point, but if artists are true to themselves, they will eventually run afoul of the people who love them the most. The more intense the love, the more intense the anger. (Just look at the morons who were disappointed that Steve Martin talked about his new book and the art world rather than what it’s like hosting the Oscars or working with Alec Baldwin.)

White heard the complaints and decided to answer the fans who were critical of the eBay decision, writing:

“[M]ake no mistake, we could make twenty thousand split color whatevers for you, and they’ll be worth 20 bucks, and you’ll pay 20 bucks for them, and you’ll never talk about them, desire them, hunt to find them, etc. Why should ebay flippers, who are not real fans, dictate the price, make all the profit (taken from the artist and the label) and take the records out of the hands of real fans. There’s a guy who waits in a black suv down the block from third man who hires homeless people to go buy him tri colors when they are on sale. Doesn’t even get out of his car. Should he be charged ten bucks or two hundred? Don’t be spoiled, don’t insult people who are trying to give you what you want.”

He went on to list the ways the label has been generous to members of the Vault, Third Man’s subscription series, such as “giveaways, contests, auctions, etc.” then told the negative commenters to “seriously stop all of the whining.” While I approve of everything White did, he was, as usual, merely following in the footsteps of someone older, blacker, and better at guitar than he is. In this case, Prince.

In 2007, Prince threatened to sue YouTube and other sites for unauthorized use of his music. This is normal, non-Advanced behavior. But he took things to the next level by warning fan sites not to display images of him. A bit odd, but a lot of artists try to protect rights to their image. Prince, however, also threatened sites that displayed Prince-inspired tattoos and license plates. Keep in mind that this is a guy who gives away albums for free in newspapers and online. So the tattoo/license-plate interdiction comes off as just Batdance crazy.

But Prince wasn’t done. He then wrote a song called “PFUnk” that appeared to be a reference to Prince Fans United, a group of webmasters who had gotten cease-and-desist letters from the Prince camp. My favorite lyric is “I love all y’all, but don’t you ever mess with me no more.” Never has the relationship between an Advanced Artist and his fans been more clearly articulated. There is love there, but it can’t be at the expense of the art itself. For Prince, having control over everything having to do with his music is obviously important to him (otherwise he might not have characterized himself as a slave because he was expected to fulfill a highly lucrative contract he signed willingly), so he went after those who would seek to take that control from him. Sure, it might seem a crazy move to antagonize your fans, but lesser artists have done crazier things to maintain the integrity of their art.

In Jack White’s case, I don’t think he felt like his art was being threatened. I believe he was sincerely trying to get his music to the people who wanted it the most rather than a homeless person working for a guy in a black SUV. Though his response to fans who thought he was just being greedy might have been insulting, it is no more insulting than the drumming on the disc those fans wanted so desperately to buy.

For more on Advancement, check out Jason’s book, The Advanced Genius Theory.

  1. December 03, 2010 at 7:40 pm, Mark Elliot Cullen said:

    “Never has the relationship between an Advanced Artist and his fans been more clearly articulated.”

    Clearest, yes. Most Eloquent, Positively 4th St. Most Agitating, Metal Machine Music.

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  2. December 03, 2010 at 10:56 pm, Joel said:

    I like this website. But this advanced theory thing can't be a foundation for this many articles. It's untestable and it's irrelevant. I love American pop culture as much as the next hipster, but trying to impose eternality on any value system ain't gonna make it any less arbitrary.

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  3. December 03, 2010 at 11:15 pm, Teresa Panjer said:

    …………..then, the part about Prince being a greater guitarist than Jack White. Pardon me, but what I have observed about Jack White's guitar expertise is far from following Prince. In fact, Prince would fair better if he followed Jack White. It almost seems effortless to others, but Jack appears to cover new ground, and that makes me think he is ahead of his time.

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    • December 06, 2010 at 8:10 am, James said:

      Have you ever observed Prince?

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  4. December 04, 2010 at 8:03 am, RedJenny said:

    Isn't “Jack White” one of the Joker's aliases? I wouldn't normally mention it but look at the guy.

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  5. December 04, 2010 at 1:35 pm, Jason Hartley said:

    Joel: if you don't think the Advanced Genius Theory can be the foundation for one article a week, then you'd really hate the blog I've been keeping for the last seven years or so. But to address your points, the theory is testable because it makes certain predictions (e.g., everyone hates this album but eventually they will like it) that do not depend on subjectivity. I don't know what you mean about imposing eternality on a value system, but I will say that the theory is based on certain behaviors among a certain class of creative geniuses across many disciplines that appear to be universal. And one final note: someone who read my book wrote me an email telling me how the theory had made him look at the world in a much different–and more positive–light. He said that it opened his mind not only to new music that he might otherwise not have tried, but also to new people and experiences. That is exactly what I wanted the theory to do.

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  6. September 11, 2011 at 7:40 pm, Telupa said:

     What happened to the original article I first responded to? I’m sure people were beginning to think that you were merely putting one artist down to elevate another. Artists are like fine wine. If someone tells you their work is great, but you taste it and it isn’t, then for you, it isn’t.  

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