The GOP wants to limit federal funding for abortions to cases of “forcible rape.” Jon Stewart and Kristen Schaal discuss the differences between rape, rape-rape, and rape-ish.
Jon Stewart is quick to point out that “all rape is forcible.” According to Schaal and apparently the GOP, “the free abortion ride is over.”
Schaal continues—statutory rape is isn’t rape, it’s “rape-esque,” date rape is “rape with benefits,” and raping someone who is not conscious is a “rape-mare.”
Questions like whether a woman is “dressed slutty” determine “what is rape-rape and what is merely rape-ish,” she explained. “And I don’t think hard-earned tax dollars should go to women who’ve only been rape-ished.”
“Congress is redefining rape to protect us from the worst kind of rape: money rape—that’s forcible taking of taxpayer’s money to pay for abortions,” Schaal explained to Stewart.
February 03, 2011 at 6:30 pm, Faundra said:
AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 05, 2011 at 6:43 am, kristenlynn said:
this isn’t even fucking funny? this is terrible..
February 07, 2011 at 6:12 pm, Dude said:
Of course it isn’t funny, but it is true…
February 08, 2011 at 3:19 pm, john charles webb jr. said:
PLUS ! THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE (REPUBLICAN ALSO)
IS NAMED AFTER THE CULPRIT : BONER .
February 08, 2011 at 3:19 pm, john charles webb jr. said:
PLUS ! THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE (REPUBLICAN ALSO)
IS NAMED AFTER THE CULPRIT : BONER .
February 08, 2011 at 3:19 pm, john charles webb jr. said:
PLUS ! THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE (REPUBLICAN ALSO)
IS NAMED AFTER THE CULPRIT : BONER .
February 09, 2011 at 10:57 pm, Livingsacred said:
Oh, you evil people. You bitch about abortion then you bitch about welfare mothers. Fight the real enemy: patriarchy.
February 18, 2011 at 4:14 am, Spottie said:
this is about the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen anyone do on rape. and he thinks it funny? Deplorable is what it is!
August 19, 2012 at 7:24 pm, Todd Akin debates legitimate rape vs. rape vs. rape-rape | Death and Taxes said:
[...] the image of a “non-forcible” rape is impossible to conjure. The GOP push was rightly skewered by Jon Stewart and the rest of the liberal base.It seemed the GOP would leave rape alone for a while, but no, no, [...]