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PETA, Let Tyson Love His Pigeons

On Monday, about 20 PETA protesters gathered outside Mike Tyson’s suburban home in Henderson, Nevada,  in response to the Sunday debut of his new show on Animal Planet, “Taking on Tyson.” While the show claims to highlight Tyson’s sincere love of pigeons, PETA is up in arms over the former boxing champ’s new role as a pigeon racer.

The world of animal enthusiasts are sending out mixed messages about Mike Tyson. While I always assumed Animal Planet and People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals were tight, apparently they can’t agree when it comes to Tyson and his relationship to pigeons.

Animal Planet has dedicated the new reality show “Taking on Tyson” to the gentle fighter’s first passion, pigeons. A long-time pigeon breeder, Tyson enters the realm of pigeon racing for the first time on the TV-series and is featured with other pigeon racers in New York City.

According to the show’s website, Tyson has loved pigeons since childhood: “Mike threw his first punch when a neighborhood bully killed one of his beloved pigeons and threw it in his face.”

As fucked up as that sounds, it kind of all makes sense now. The memory of his beloved avian friend probably fueled his boxing career. Every opponent became that neighborhood bully who went too far. That still doesn’t explain the whole ear-biting incident, but fact remains fact: this is real, unbridled love being depicted on TV screens nationwide.

PETA obviously did not reach the same conclusion after seeing the show.  The Las Vegas Review-Journal reported some PETA protesters carrying signs that read, “Feather-weights: No match for a Heavyweight,” and “Mike doesn’t give pigeon’s a fighting chance.” In starpulse.com, PETA rep is quoted saying, “These animals aren’t racing because they enjoy it. It’s out of desperation that they make it back.”

Simmer down now, PETA. Granted, I don’t really see the point in racing pigeons, but I don’t consider pigeon racers inherently cruel. In fact, I bet race pigeons, especially Tyson’s, are treated like gold compared to street pigeons (you know what I’m taking about, the garbage-eating creatures that always seem to be missing a talon or two and bathe in puddles of half gasoline, half water). Let’s give Tyson the opportunity to share his first love and his new hobby, and who knows, maybe the nation will start looking at pigeons in a different light.

  1. March 12, 2011 at 10:31 pm, john charles webb jr said:

    still

    a bird in the bush

    is better than two in your hand :

    unless you’re a whore like Tyson

    Reply

    • March 12, 2011 at 10:33 pm, john charles webb jr said:

      the are not racing pigeons

      .they are RACY

      ………………………………… they are peckers :

      Reply

      • March 12, 2011 at 10:35 pm, john charles webb jr said:

        plus they have NO-EARS to bite off .

        Reply

        • March 12, 2011 at 10:37 pm, john charles webb jr said:

          nevertheless :

          a pigeon is a FLYING-RAT :

          solve.

          clue

          birds of a feather

          Reply

          • March 12, 2011 at 10:38 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            Darwin is a JERK-OFF

          • March 12, 2011 at 10:41 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            and (sad but true) INTELLIGENT DESIGN
            ………… LEADS US BACK

            TO DARWIN :

            AGAIN AND AGAIN

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfWXmzEbq6c

          • March 12, 2011 at 10:47 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m5OYuuV__E

            proof that tyson is fuked up !!!!

          • March 12, 2011 at 10:49 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            they are pigeons , trained by Mike Tyson , on the way home , from being drunk :

          • March 12, 2011 at 10:50 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            a parrot

            by comparison

            (imitates)

            is a pussy .

          • March 12, 2011 at 10:51 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            hint :

            Tyson has NO DOG

            to dig up his back yard :

            solve.

          • March 12, 2011 at 10:52 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            oh look

            a rose-bush

            with a wedding ring !

          • March 12, 2011 at 10:54 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            FREUD SAYS (RE TYSON)

            JUST ANOTHER “MOTHA-FUCKER’

            THAT ‘IL BE $300.00

            TYSON SAYS : I CAN AFFORD A THOUSAND

            MAKE ME A SADO-RAPIST

          • March 12, 2011 at 10:57 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            FREUD GOES UP IN SMOKE !!! AND SAYS

            “MIKE ! CAN YOU WIGGLE YOUR DICK” ?

            TYSON SAYS , “NO , I RAISE PIGEONS AND KEEP ONE IN MY PANTS “.

            FREUD SAYS ” GO TO THE MAYO CLINIC , FOR AN ESTIMATE”

            YOU ARE BEYOND THE SKILLS OF COKE:

          • March 12, 2011 at 10:58 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            PLUS

            YOU HAVE A FEATHER

            IN THE SPACE

            BETWEEN YOUR TEETH .
            bitch.

          • March 12, 2011 at 11:00 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            and PSYCHOPATH

            IS BEYOND THE DAILY A.T.M. LIMITS TO WITHDRAW :

            SO BEAT IT :

          • March 12, 2011 at 11:01 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            HEY
            YOU FORGOT YOUR DEAD FUKIN PIGEON

            GET IT .

          • March 12, 2011 at 11:03 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            BEFORE MY COKE WEARS OFF

            AND I CALL THE COPS :
            FUK ?@!@?

          • March 12, 2011 at 11:05 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfJ-NU0j78A

            I NEED TO FEEL jUNG AGAIN

          • March 12, 2011 at 11:07 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            the filthy bitch

            decoded the video RORSCHACH TESTS :

          • March 12, 2011 at 11:11 pm, john charles webb jr said:

            NOW YOU’RE

            PARANOID-SKITZOPHRENTIC

            WITH THE COMPANY OF SOMEONE WHO CAN’T SPELL GOOD :

            CRAZY PIGEON BITCH :

  2. March 12, 2011 at 10:31 pm, john charles webb jr said:

    still

    a bird in the bush

    is better than two in your hand :

    unless you’re a whore like Tyson

    Reply

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