Do you think he’s aware this image says, “McLovin Rappe?”
“I love McDonald’s and I love running, and this was a great way to combine the two.” This quote comes from the “McRunner,” or as he should be called: the “McReallyBadIdea.”
Joe D’Amico is preparing for his 15th marathon by training for 30 days while eating nothing but McDonald’s for every meal.
“I’m not trying to prove anyone wrong or make any kind of political statement,” he claims, but let’s face it—McDonald’s must be paying this guy. No one eats a Big Mac, fries and a Coke and then joyfully subjects themselves to the raging indigestion and/or pants-shitting that occurs during the 26 mile run for free.
His daily diet looks like this:
Breakfast: Orange juice, hot cakes and an Egg McMuffin
Lunch: Grilled chicken sandwich and a Coke
Dinner: Hamburger, fries and cookies
Dessert: Diarrhea and Tums
The first thing that came to mind when I ran across this story was Jackson Browne’s song “Running on Empty,” which is exactly what this guy is doing.
Anything I’ve ever eaten at McDonald’s has left a waxy coating on the roof of my mouth, which I assume was some kind of animal lard and/or actual wax, tasted like fish when it was actually “chicken” or “beef” or gave me instant heartburn and heart palpations.
To train for a marathon on food that never molds, only shrinks (God’s way of warning you) is an exceptionally bad idea. Did the McRunner not see “Supersize Me?” Morgan Spurlock was not only really lethargic but he smelled bad. Really bad. This isn’t good for marathon running.
Godspeed, McRunner and remember: “Success isn’t how far you got, but the distance you traveled from where you sharted.”
March 12, 2011 at 1:37 am, Anonymous said:
Mcrunner= Mcidiot.
Yes the waxy stuff is animal lard, eat a prime rib and take a nice bite of fat. You will recieve the same sensation. McDonalds uses lard as filler in all of their meat products, its like 40% beef and 60% other (salt, preservatives, lard, etc) I believe.
March 12, 2011 at 1:38 am, Anonymous said:
PS why is there a McDonalds add on this page for me…LOL
March 12, 2011 at 6:19 am, Tracker said:
There ain’t an ounce of lard in anything at McDonalds. It’s all fake vegetable oil, soybean, cottonseed, etc.
March 12, 2011 at 1:41 am, Root said:
article is full of holes and lies. GG
March 12, 2011 at 3:00 am, Airy Sellars Chandler said:
Really??
March 12, 2011 at 3:55 am, Wjw42 said:
You don’t know shit about this guy. He’s not being paid nor endorsed by McDonald’s, jack ass. He’s raising money for Ronald McDonald House.
March 12, 2011 at 6:23 am, Tracker said:
Watch the documentary “Fat Head.” It’s free on Hulu. You’ve been fed a load of bologna. Tom Naughton lost 12+ lbs eating fast food like McDonald’s for a month.
Morgan Spurlock is probably a liar and a fraud. He refuses to show anyone his food log. From the calorie consumption stated in Supersize Me, there is no way in hades he ate just three meals a day at McD’s. He purportedly ate 5k calories a day, which is way more than three meals. Add it up and see.
March 13, 2011 at 7:11 am, john charles webb jr said:
THEY HAVE “HADICAPPED-RAMPS
@ MCDONALDS
SO YOU CAN GET THE FUK OUT .
.
March 13, 2011 at 7:13 am, john charles webb jr said:
TO THROW-UP
IN THE TRASH BIN
IN THE PARKING LOT :
March 13, 2011 at 7:15 am, john charles webb jr said:
THIS IS CONFIRMED TRUTH :
THERE ARE NOW UP TO 1,500 DIFFERENT COWS
IN A HAMBURGER :
TRUTH :
MASS MANAGEMENT
March 13, 2011 at 7:16 am, john charles webb jr said:
HOW IZZIT HONEY ?
OH DEAR , “I’M HAVING A BALL”
OH FUK ?
March 14, 2011 at 9:46 pm, john charles webb jr said:
cOLLEEN !
YOU GOT “THE RUNS’ PART DOWN ACCURATELY !
March 14, 2011 at 9:47 pm, john charles webb jr said:
I NOW HAVE FRENCH-FRIES
IN MY SOCKS :
BURP
March 14, 2011 at 9:48 pm, john charles webb jr said:
COMMEAR HONEY ,
YOU HAVE A PIECE OF COW DONG
ON YOUR FRONT TOOTH :
March 14, 2011 at 9:48 pm, john charles webb jr said:
I THOUGHT
………….. MRS. PAUL’S FISH STICKS
WERE BAD .
?
March 14, 2011 at 9:51 pm, john charles webb jr said:
“LET THEM EAT DICK”
MARIE OSMOND
March 14, 2011 at 9:54 pm, john charles webb jr said:
COMING SOON
THE STORYBOOK READER OF _____ & JANE :
WITH A ‘HAPPY MEAL’ @ THE MAC
March 14, 2011 at 9:57 pm, john charles webb jr said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-ljW5YEdao
March 14, 2011 at 9:59 pm, john charles webb jr said:
Mummy , Mummy !!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 14, 2011 at 10:02 pm, john charles webb jr said:
the sign @ mcdonald’s say :
MAKE SH*T RIGHT AWAY :
NO NEED TO DIGEST !
JUST KEEP IT IN THE BAG !
SAVE TIME AND ENERGY !
March 14, 2011 at 10:05 pm, john charles webb jr said:
COMING SOON TO McDONALDS
SWINE-FLU BURGERS !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8b9EckGPx0
March 14, 2011 at 10:08 pm, john charles webb jr said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrGw_cOgwa8
March 14, 2011 at 10:11 pm, john charles webb jr said:
she say
‘TAKE US TO K.F.C.
SO I CAN BE ON THE MENU :
solve.
March 14, 2011 at 10:13 pm, john charles webb jr said:
why did the chicken cross the road ?
to get away from McDonald’s :
March 14, 2011 at 10:17 pm, john charles webb jr said:
if you go to mcdonald’s Honey
wear HIGH-HEELS
SO YOU CAN PRACTICE BEING ON A HANDICAPPED RAMP :
GUCCI GUCCI GOO
March 14, 2011 at 10:20 pm, john charles webb jr said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63gwW-QG5EI
March 14, 2011 at 10:17 pm, john charles webb jr said:
if you go to mcdonald’s Honey
wear HIGH-HEELS
SO YOU CAN PRACTICE BEING ON A HANDICAPPED RAMP :
GUCCI GUCCI GOO