Randy Quaid believes music will stop violence against celebrities.
As most people know, Randy Quaid and his wife Eve are now living the quiet life in Canada to escape the clutches of the “Hollywood Star Whackers”— celebrity assassins that have plagued the couple for the past couple years. Yes, these are the same pesky star whackers that have murdered the likes of Heath Ledger and David Carradine, and also gave Jeremy Piven food poisoning.
But this is old news, we already know these people exist. So the question is: how do we stop them from killing some of our favorite stars?
Well Randy Quaid seems to have the answer: Music.
In an attempt to spread the word to the world and save countless other celebrities, Quaid has formed a band in his new Canadian sanctuary. Appropriately titled Randy Quaid and The Fugitives, the group have just made their live debut in Vancover.
With songs like “Star Whackers,” the group is able to rock out while giving the listener an important message about celebrity murder. Apparently these murders are also interested in selling their organs on eBay.
In my opinion, this new band is a step in the right direction for Quaid, because it’s always best to reboot a failed career through music.
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