It’s spring break in Panama City Beach, and we all know what that means: Burger King riots.
It’s times like these that make me so glad to be living in a digital age. It’s an age where Kimesa Smith, 31, decided to raise hell after waiting too long for her Whopper Jr., and video of the meltdown was delivered instantly to my computer screen.
I don’t know if she was already having a bad day or something, but Smith goes nuts. Luckily for us, her meltdown was captured on video and instantly became one of the most terrifyingly hilarious things I’ve seen in a while. Why just speak with a manager when you can stand on the counter in your bikini and throw a large plastic jug at people?
Check it out for yourself:
[via The Smoking Gun]
March 25, 2011 at 10:30 pm, john charles webb jr said:
a “whopper” please
not a 3 1/2 inch floppy .
March 25, 2011 at 10:30 pm, john charles webb jr said:
i want GIGA BITES
not megs :
March 25, 2011 at 10:31 pm, john charles webb jr said:
you want something on it ?
yes
colleen shuffleDA-BOMB
March 25, 2011 at 10:32 pm, john charles webb jr said:
you want the editor-in-chief (?)
on your WHOPPER , SIR ?
YEP.
BIG MAC DIDN’T WORK OUT
SO SHE THREW HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE :
March 25, 2011 at 10:35 pm, john charles webb jr said:
EVERY ONE KNOWS !!!!
A BONER BEATS A FULL HOUSE ANYWAY :
NO BONES ABOUT THAT
BUT LOOK @ THIS ONE
WOW SHE SAID !
A WHOPPER !
March 25, 2011 at 10:36 pm, john charles webb jr said:
SEE ,
“THE BONER BEATS A FULL HOUSE”
ON TRIPLE HEX DOT COM
March 25, 2011 at 10:37 pm, john charles webb jr said:
OH YIPES !
THERE’S A “DEAD BITCH” ON THE END OF MY WHOPPER ! FUK !
IT’S ME .
(the other end)
March 25, 2011 at 10:39 pm, john charles webb jr said:
deny Christ
and eat @ Burger KinK
March 25, 2011 at 10:39 pm, john charles webb jr said:
Homer are here :
solve.
March 25, 2011 at 10:41 pm, john charles webb jr said:
SIR ?
WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR NUTS CRUSHED ON (the) SUNDAY ?
March 25, 2011 at 10:43 pm, john charles webb jr said:
like thOse nuts on the WALL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> o o
HEHEHEHEHE
WALNUTS
March 25, 2011 at 10:43 pm, john charles webb jr said:
FUK YOU WAITRESS bitch
nice EAR-RINGS
March 25, 2011 at 10:44 pm, john charles webb jr said:
NOW YOU HAVE “HEARING AIDS”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
BOW BEFORE THE WHOPPER !
BOW
March 25, 2011 at 10:46 pm, john charles webb jr said:
SIR ?
DO YOU WANT THAT BOTH SHAKEN (LIKE ME) AND STIRRED (ME TOO) ?
A VANILLA-CHOCOLATE SHAKE . . . . .
IS NEVER SQUIRTED :
KUNDALINI
March 25, 2011 at 10:47 pm, john charles webb jr said:
AM I INNA RESTAURANT (?)
OR A FUKIN’ PORN MOVIE ?
A CHERRY ON THE TOP ,
OH MY GOD >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ! WOW
March 25, 2011 at 10:49 pm, john charles webb jr said:
YOU WANT A TIP ?
BECOME A RABBI
March 25, 2011 at 10:50 pm, john charles webb jr said:
AND “BACK-IN” TO PARADISE
FROM THE OLD TESTAMENT :
WHERE THEY ONLY EAT APPLE-PIE
LIKE YOU . . . . . . .
March 25, 2011 at 10:46 pm, john charles webb jr said:
SIR ?
DO YOU WANT THAT BOTH SHAKEN (LIKE ME) AND STIRRED (ME TOO) ?
A VANILLA-CHOCOLATE SHAKE . . . . .
IS NEVER SQUIRTED :
KUNDALINI
March 25, 2011 at 10:30 pm, john charles webb jr said:
a “whopper” please
not a 3 1/2 inch floppy .
March 25, 2011 at 10:54 pm, john charles webb jr said:
YOU GOT A NECK TUMOR bitch >?
a swollen lymph-node or sometin ?
no sir
I SWALLOWED A RUBBER
toy from you
MY HAPPY MEAL !
WELCOME TO MCdONALD’S BESTIALITY FARM
March 25, 2011 at 10:57 pm, john charles webb jr said:
I WANT A “WHOPPER” bitch waitress counter-chick ,
SIR , YOU WILL HAVE TO ASK GOD FOR THAT WHOPPPER ,
THIS IS MCDONALD’S
A FAMILY RESTAURANT :
March 25, 2011 at 10:59 pm, john charles webb jr said:
I AM
“A HOTDOG WITH EVERYTHING ON IT”
I DEMAND A REFUND !
WAITRESS SAY :
THIS AIN’T VIENNA
TAKA THE PEE-PEE TINY AWAY
GET A WHOPPER AT BURGER KING ! TODAY
SEE YOU LATER , ALLIGATOR
IMPLIED YOU HAD A BIGGIN
March 25, 2011 at 11:01 pm, john charles webb jr said:
wENDY
BLUSHED
THEN SQUIRTED :
March 25, 2011 at 11:02 pm, john charles webb jr said:
SAUCE INTO A CUP
ATHLETICS SUPPORTER !
MY KIND OF BURGER QUEEN !
March 25, 2011 at 11:04 pm, john charles webb jr said:
IF YOUR MEAT
IS MEAT-LOAF
COME ON OVER TO BURGER KING !
WE NEVER RAISE OUR PRIC e S
.IF HUGHBITCH
March 25, 2011 at 11:04 pm, john charles webb jr said:
THAT HIS IS BIGGER THAN MINEZ :
TOUGH
KARMA
March 25, 2011 at 11:06 pm, john charles webb jr said:
HAVE A BALL !
JUST DON’T ASK WHAT COW IT CAME FROM :
WE DON’T KNOW :
BYE
March 25, 2011 at 11:06 pm, john charles webb jr said:
HAVE A BALL !
JUST DON’T ASK WHAT COW IT CAME FROM :
WE DON’T KNOW :
BYE
March 25, 2011 at 11:08 pm, john charles webb jr said:
WHITE GUY :
“A WHOPPER FROM A WHITE COW WITH BLACK SPOTS”
BLACK GUY
“A WHOPPER FROM A BLACK COW WITH WHITE SPOTS , PLEASE” .
April 03, 2011 at 4:28 am, Anonymous said:
just about what usually happens when you get a group of blacks in one place.